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Because it would be insulting to use a real astromech droid to time the cooking of a pie. It looks like the astromech you know and love, but it's just a timer. Rotate the head to 60 (this winds the timing mechanism) and then set to the time you wish to count down.

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This Death Star spatula is armed and ready to flip your Bantha burgers or blue buttermilk pancakes. Made from food-grade silicone, it's those two magic words we know you love so much: dishwasher safe.

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Again, it's Star Wars and Beer. The copy pretty much writes itself. Need we say more? This Star Wars Drinking Buddies Tank Top will be sure to impress anyone at a social drinking gathering.

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This Star Wars A New Hope Poster portrays a perfect landscape of deep space that will be sure to wow any house guest that you come in contact with.

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Pass the Vader, please. With these Star Wars salt and pepper shakers, these can be legitimate conversations you have in the future.

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Slice and dice your way through a delicious sushi meal like a noble Jedi with these lightsaber chopsticks. Styled like Luke’s iconic green lightsaber, these pair of chopsticks feature intricately designed hilts and internal LEDs that give it a cool green glow while you eat.

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Waffles + Star Wars + The Death Star. Do we really need to say anything else? This Death Star waffle maker will be sure to impress.

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Sometimes after a 10 hour day at the office filled with force-choking people during webinars, blowing up the planets of competing companies, and growing a new workforce in test tubes, you just need to take a load off in your meditation sphere with these Darth Vader Slippers.

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How does a Jedi relax after a hard day of fighting Darth Vadar and trying to free the Galactic Empire? He takes a shower and relaxes in his official Jedi bathrobe. Not only does it keep him warm and snugly but the hood provides extra concealment in case Stormtroopers are near.

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I mean, how could we not include this? This will turn your little one into an adorable Jedi Master. However, we can't make any promises as to the powers of the force that your young one will gain. It all depends on their midi-chlorian count, duh.

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Use Vader's head to turn your toast to the Dark Side, but not too dark. No one likes burnt toast. That's just gross. This Darth Vader Toaster will be sure to make the perfect piece of toast with the Star Wars logo on it.

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These lightsaber BBQ tongs are perfect for turning your meat to the Dark Side. See what we did there? When you cook meat it gets darker. Clever, right?

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This version of the Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener is classic one with an aluminum case, perfect as a cool gift. It measures approximately 2.8" in length. Made of sturdy zinc alloy metal. Use the quick snap method to take caps off bottles

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Now you can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs with the Flying Star Wars Ultimate Millennium Falcon Drone! If your deflector shields go down, you’re still in good shape; the Millennium Falcon is constructed from durable high-density foam making it resilient to a few photon torpedo hits.

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Embrace your inner Jawa. You found the droid, and in order to make it useful, you're going to have to take it all apart. This set of R2-D2 Measuring Cups disassembles into 4 measuring cups plus 4 measuring spoons and reassembles in a snap

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"I'll have a whiskey on the Death Star, please." With this Death Star ice mold, you can legitimately say this. Enjoy your favorite beverage chilled by the infamous Death Star.

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BBQ Grill, I am your father. With this Darth Vader apron, you can harness the powers of the dark side to serve up that perfect hamburger to your neighbor you really don't like that much.

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Ever felt the urge to mold something into Star Wars-themed shapes? Well, with these silicone Star Wars Ice Cub Traysyour dream can finally be achieved. You'll have access to Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, The Millenium Falcon, an X-Wing Fighter, R2-D2 and Han Solo

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